Woke up this morning
not lying in my bed
it was 1879 – I was floating down a river
songs of delusion in my head
I need you now
Time has slipped right out of place
Come and save me sweetie!
Before I’m diagnosed a basket case
Opened the paper this morning
nearly fell through the floor
chocolate’s on ration again
time has slipped to 1944!
I adore your magic box of blue
open wide those TARDIS doors
lets go on a journey of Deja Vu!
Searching WordPress for poems and prose
shocked to discover an author of a blog
Muchado – was their name
Shakespeare reposting Loves Labour’s Lost!
Please come quick
the time continuum
is very sick!
Reading the morning paper
Victoria’s back on her throne
it’s 1879 again
no – no – it’s got to stop – I just wanna go home!
You’re the only guy that will do
get here now and get here fast
I hear the daleks coming through!
Got up this morning
in a stupid cow moooood
walked straight out the front door
in the flaming nude!
Get here now
it’s cold – I’m locked out
so come and save this silly cow!
Eyes half open in a morning dream
my lashes all a blink
my head in a sleepy snoozy whirl
At last! – The Doctor’s here – I think?
His doctor words tingle my ears
“No need to be so flustered
time for breakfast you dozy Suze!
Where’s the fish-fingers and custard?”
In case you didn’t know already know – I’m a big fan of Doctor Who! The new series is starting tonight, and the child in me is jumping up and down in excitement! This is a fun poem that I wrote last year for a writers website called Jottify. We like a laugh on Jottify, it prevents us amateur writers from becoming too serious about our poems and other written works! 😀
Picture: ILU Tardis